Six Online How-To Guides For the World’s Saddest People
Everyone’s turned to the Internet for advice, but there’s a difference between looking up tips on building a birdhouse and tips on dealing with suicidal thoughts. Sure, it’s sad to have problems like...
View ArticleFour Ways Being a Sports Fan is Making You a Worse Person
If you’re not a sports fan, you’re probably on the wrong website. Sports are awesome—the action, the drama, the socially acceptable excuse to get drunk on a Sunday afternoon—what’s not to like?...
View ArticleTen Needlessly Sexualized Versions of Everyday Products
Name any product and odds are you can find a “sexy” version of it. Most, like golf balls and paperclips, are just gag gifts. But some everyday items have sexy versions that people are actually...
View ArticleDon’t Hate: Five Reasons Why We Should Cut Politicians Some Slack
Everyone hates politicians. They’re corrupt, they’re liars, they’ll do anything to stay in power and they give precisely zero fucks about the people they represent. At least, that’s the stereotype....
View Article7 Disturbing Attempts to Sexualize Christmas
Christmas: a time of peace, togetherness and raging erections. What, you don’t get hard for the holidays? Well there’s an entire marketing demographic that does, as demonstrated by all the products...
View Article6 Laughably Overpriced Celebrity Products
TACK A FAMOUS NAME ONTO SOME LOW-QUALITY MERCH AND YOU’LL MAKE A MINT. Most celebs don’t get too greedy, but some think their name allows them to charge a king’s ransom for whatever it is they’re...
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